Funny things ladies said

Aunt Lia = L
Me = A
Mum = M
Aunt Vivi = V

#1
L: Eh, nik, ingetin ya nanti mo beli buat orang kantor yang di Manila.
A: Apaan tan?
L: Itu tuhh… Bee Cheng Chong
A: Hah? Bee Cheng Hiang maksudnya? HAHAHAHAHAHA
L: Oh iye salah. HAHAHAHAHA

#2
(We were at a mall. A guy bringing a green Longchamp Le Pliage bag was walking in front of us).
L: Eh liat deh, itu cowo pake tasnya Langchong…
Eh tuh kan sampe salah. Maksudnya mo ngomong “Longchamp” sama “Bencong”.
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#3
(We were walking out of the mall after watching ‘Skyfall’. As we were walking, there’s a shop with Timbuk2 neon box on the store display.)
L: Mereknya aneh amat, Timbuk timbuk…
A: Hah? Timbuktu kali tan.
L: Oh iya ya!
Both: *Couldn’t speak due to laughter*

#4
(We were at Honeymoon Dessert, talking about anything from A to Z, back to A again. So at that time we were talking about some political issue in Indonesia).
L: Iya, inget ga si itu tuh, artis yang jadi anggota DPR… si Angelina Jolie…
The rest of us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(It’s supposed to be Angelina Sondakh)

#5
(We were then talking about holidays)
M: Iya, kayak waktu aku di Aussie naik hip hop bus…
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hip hop!! Ntar aku bikin bus namanya Rock ‘n Roll!
All: ROFL! *laughed til tearing*
(It’s supposed to be ‘Hop on hop off bus’)

#6
(Aunt Vivi and Uncle Juan just came back from Shanghai)
V: Tante bawa dendeng tuh, beli di Shanghai, di Bee Cheng Hee
All: LOL!!!
(Supposed to be Bee Cheng Hiang, lah!)

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