While walking back to the office after buying some food for lunch:
(I was walking in front of her with another colleague)
Toaster: Eh, Amelia, I wanna squeeze your…. thang! (really, she said ‘thang’ instead of ‘thing’. Hahahaha)
Me: Huh? What??
Toaster: I wanna squeeze your thang
Me: HAHAHAHA eh that sounds so wrong!!
Toaster: Tsk! I mean, I wanna pinch your skirt thing!!!
Turns out she was talking about my senget skirt’s zipper. Ahahahahaha