From Urban Dictionary


1. A crazy, awesome, loud, lovable girl. Impossible not to be smiling when around her. She lights up the entire room when she comes in. The bestest friend you will ever have. Sometimes known as Mia or Millie.

Amelia did a crazy dance move that only she can pull off!

2. (Noun) A female who is of average height, but seems to be taller because of the large and charismatic attitude with which she goes through life. Capable of being both beautiful and adorable, extremely intelligent and extremely blonde, never values herself accurately, and has the most beautiful sky blue eyes known to mankind. Can usually be found near any large collection of music, and is a fantastic swimmer, is surprisingly strong, and generally extremely ticklish.
Clueless guy/girl: Who was that gorgeous little minx that walked by?

Knowledgeable Friend: That’s Amelia, and forget about it, she engaged to Tom. And she would still be out of you league if she wasn’t.

Clueless guy/girl: Oh, right. I should have known right away, her looking so awesome and whatnot.


3. A woman who is loud, obnoxious and rather promiscuous. she watches south park religiously and it has be known to numb her brain, evident by her lack of knowledge. believes she is funny but in actual fact, she is the only person who laughs at her jokes.
Guy 1: did you get far with that girl last nite

Guy 2: all the way, but she kept making really unfunny jokes and laughing at them herself

Guy 1: ha, such an Amelia


4. Girl who changed ZeuZbmr. She then procided to molest zeuz..
ZeuZ cannot stop thinking bout amelia


Now can somebody tell me what is the meaning of number 4?? -_-


*I left out a description that is totally inappropriate to be posted here -_-

1. Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin’ cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

2. Slang word for a condom.
(Deriving, tongue in cheek from Pope Benedict’s refusal to accept condom use as part of Catholic Doctrine)
Hey, Emily – when you are at the gas stand on the way back can be sure to get some Benedict’s. I suspect we will have a quiet night in today….

3. probably the cutest pet one can have
Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.

4. noun: A traitor, a Judas. Also, a sell-out. Named for Benedict Arnold, America’s most infamous betrayer (during the American Revolution).
“Callin’ me Arnold, but you a Benedict/ Eazy-E saw your ass and went in it quick.” — from Ice Cube’s “No Vaseline”

5. (v) to f*** over; to betray; to mislead
That lunatic totally benedicted me

Wow! He should win the Oscar for benedicting us.


6. an aussie slang word used mainly by ‘stingray’ in neighbours which means to be a traitor.
you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

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THIS is my beloved cousin!

Hi everyone,
On this one fine day, let me introduce you to one of my beloved cousin *ahem*…
Behold!
Cute anot cute anot? ๐Ÿ˜€
LOL!!
p.s.: Picture posted with permission :p

Stop Playing Homework and Do Your Video Games

I love that phrase! Lol school/college life would have been so nice if I could do that.

A few weeks back, Mochi sent me a link to watch a video which I absolutely love to death!

Anyone remember Pong?

You know, the classic old school video game where you play it like how you play table tennis, avoiding the ball to enter your space?

No idea?

The player controls an in-game paddle by moving it vertically across the left side of the screen, and can compete against either a computer controlled opponent or another player controlling a second paddle on the opposing side. Players use the paddles to hit a ball back and forth.

Neh, that’s how the game play is. Taken from here.

The video above is about a quartet playing chamber music, with some song selections from some famous games! Eh you watch it already or not ar? Go watch it! :p

In short, I LOVE IT TO DEATH!!!! Like seriously, it is one of the best arrangements I’ve ever heard so far! Vienna Philharmonic didn’t even come close. Lol no la I was totally kidding. Vienna Philharmonic is GREAT ok?

It has those famous songs from Super Mario Bros, Tetris, Pong, etc. I especially love the Pong one. So farney la! LOL. I love the Tetris one too. But my biggest love would be gone to the, obviously, SUPER MARIO BROS!!! Wooooo~ I’ve been loving this game since the first time I played it!!!

So go listen go listen go listen!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

The annoying Facebookers

Did you guys realize how lots of your friends in Facebook wrote their status? Umm you know, like “Omg I just woke up! I’m gonna be late for school!”; “Eating breakfast”; “I’m sleeping now. Gud nite world”; “Why do you leave me? or anything like that or beyond that or whatever. LOL I’m very sure all of you have at least 10 friends like that.

That’s why I find it funny when I came across this article in CNN.com just now. It’s kinda true and funny so I gotta share it with you guys.

The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers August 20, 2009 — Updated 1706 GMT (0106 HKT)

(CNN) — Facebook, for better or worse, is like being at a big party with all your friends, family, acquaintances and co-workers.

Facebook can be a great tool, and an occasional annoyance. What kind of Facebooker are you?

Facebook can be a great tool, and an occasional annoyance. What kind of Facebooker are you?

There are lots of fun, interesting people you’re happy to talk to when they stroll up. Then there are the other people, the ones who make you cringe when you see them coming. This article is about those people.

Sure, Facebook can be a great tool for keeping up with folks who are important to you. Take the status update, the 160-character message that users post in response to the question, “What’s on your mind?” An artful, witty or newsy status update is a pleasure — a real-time, tiny window into a friend’s life.

But far more posts read like navel-gazing diary entries, or worse, spam. A recent study categorized 40 percent of Twitter tweets as “pointless babble,” and it wouldn’t be surprising if updates on Facebook, still a fast-growing social network, break down in a similar way. Take a CNN quiz: What kind of Facebooker are you? ยป

Combine dull status updates with shameless self-promoters, “friend-padders” and that friend of a friend who sends you quizzes every day, and Facebook becomes a daily reminder of why some people can get on your nerves.

Here are 12 of the most annoying types of Facebook users:

The Let-Me-Tell-You-Every-Detail-of-My-Day Bore. “I’m waking up.” “I had Wheaties for breakfast.” “I’m bored at work.” “I’m stuck in traffic.” You’re kidding! How fascinating! No moment is too mundane for some people to broadcast unsolicited to the world. Just because you have 432 Facebook friends doesn’t mean we all want to know when you’re waiting for the bus.

The Self-Promoter. OK, so we’ve probably all posted at least once about some achievement. And sure, maybe your friends really do want to read the fascinating article you wrote about beet farming. But when almost EVERY update is a link to your blog, your poetry reading, your 10k results or your art show, you sound like a bragger or a self-centered careerist.

The Friend-Padder. The average Facebook user has 120 friends on the site. Schmoozers and social butterflies — you know, the ones who make lifelong pals on the subway — might reasonably have 300 or 400. But 1,000 “friends?” Unless you’re George Clooney or just won the lottery, no one has that many. That’s just showing off.

The Town Crier. “Michael Jackson is dead!!!” You heard it from me first! Me, and the 213,000 other people who all saw it on TMZ. These Matt Drudge wannabes are the reason many of us learn of breaking news not from TV or news sites but from online social networks. In their rush to trumpet the news, these people also spread rumors, half-truths and innuendo. No, Jeff Goldblum did not plunge to his death from a New Zealand cliff.

The TMIer. “Brad is heading to Walgreens to buy something for these pesky hemorrhoids.” Boundaries of privacy and decorum don’t seem to exist for these too-much-information updaters, who unabashedly offer up details about their sex lives, marital troubles and bodily functions. Thanks for sharing.

The Bad Grammarian. “So sad about Fara Fauset but Im so gladd its friday yippe”. Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm. But you sound like a moron.

The Sympathy-Baiter. “Barbara is feeling sad today.” “Man, am I glad that’s over.” “Jim could really use some good news about now.” Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks — baited with vague tales of woe — in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.

The Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook, these voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on your wall. But once in a while, you’ll be talking to them and they’ll mention something you posted, so you know they’re on your page, hiding in the shadows. It’s just a little creepy.

The Crank. These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never met something they couldn’t complain about. “Carl isn’t really that impressed with idiots who don’t realize how idiotic they are.” [Actual status update.] Keep spreading the love.

The Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and discover that someone’s posted a photo of you from last weekend’s party — a photo you didn’t authorize and haven’t even seen? You’d really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.

The Maddening Obscurist. “If not now then when?” “You’ll see…” “Grist for the mill.” “John is, small world.” “Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not.” [Actual status updates, all.] Sorry, but you’re not being mysterious — just nonsensical.

The Chronic Inviter. “Support my cause. Sign my petition. Play Mafia Wars with me. Which ‘Star Trek’ character are you? Here are the ‘Top 5 cars I have personally owned.’ Here are ’25 Things About Me.’ Here’s a drink. What drink are you? We’re related! I took the ‘What President Are You?’ quiz and found out I’m Millard Fillmore! What president are you?”

You probably mean well, but stop. Just stop. I don’t care what president I am — can’t we simply be friends? Now excuse me while I go post the link to this story on my Facebook page.


ROFL!! So what do you think?

Ok la, I won’t deny that I wrote those kind of status sometimes as well lol

Anyway, I took the “What kind of Facebooker are you?” quiz for fun, and this is my result:


LOL I don’t think so though!

Budi, keep on playing soccer…

Helloooo…..

I still can’t do any work…My office PC is still being hospitalized. The power supply will be bought today but it’s no use since the designer cum IT person who will install it is on MC. So yea, these 2 days I’ve been a very “productive” employee :p

Anyway, still remember the J.W. Mariott + Ritz Carlton Jakarta bombing last month which resulted in MU canceled the match in Jkt?

A few months earlier, 3 (yeap, the mobile provider), who had a partnership with MU (buy a 3 starter pack and you’ll get an official MU merchandise) put on a billboard with Rooney (I think it’s him la…LOL :p) holding a 3 starter pack and wearing an MU phone strap on his neck (damn I couldn’t get the picture…I regret didn’t take it while it was still on T3T)

This is one of it la..Alex Ferguson…

And this is the commercial. Damn funny if you understand Indonesian. Lol

After the *DUARRRR!!!*, there’s a version of the commercial above (in jpg) on the internet:


ROFL!

And the billboard became like this:


ROFL!! This one is in Kelapa Gading. So funny la. But you need to watch the commercial then can only understand this.

Am a lie

Just read Cheesie’s post on why she changed her name and I tried the anagram thingy she mentioned there, and look what is the result:

Can somebody tell me what in the world is lepsaria????

I even tried to look for the meaning in Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary, but the word doesn’t even exist


Ok la, then I tried with just my first name:


Wtf! So all of this time I am a true liar? o.O

And they said that “All the life’s wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie.”

FML!

There really are weird laws in this world…

Mum fined for baby funeral goodbye

Source: Yahoo! UK News – Aug 4, 2009

Terrie Rouse was ordered to pay the penalty after she sat by her son Zane’s coffin for an extra 10 minutes before watching it disappear through the curtains for cremation.

But she was left shocked when officials at the crematorium in Crownhill, Milton Keynes, told her she would have to pay for the extra time – at a rate of ยฃ8.60 a minute.

Ms Rouse, 32, told the Milton Keynes Citizen: “The vicar asked if I would like to spend a bit more time saying goodbye. I sat by the coffin for 10 minutes, telling my son how much we loved him and begging him not to be scared.”

But her grief turned to anger when officials asked her to pay the ยฃ86.

Lee Smythe, Zane’s father, who was cradling the little boy when he died at their home in Great Linford, condemned the penalty as “sick and disgusting”.

He told the paper: “Terrie was weeping hysterically. She just wanted a few extra minutes to say goodbye to our much-loved little boy. How could anyone be cruel enough to charge for this?”

Officials from Milton Keynes Council, which runs the crematorium, routinely impose an extra charge if any funeral over runs its allocated half-hour slot. This is paid on top of the standard cremation fee.

The council has now refunded the charge, because of “extenuating circumstances”.

A spokesman said: “We understand that sometimes more time may be preferred and so families are offered the chance to book extra time if they need it. This means when funerals that have not taken up this option over-run, a fee is automatically charged. However, when we learnt that there were extenuating circumstances we, of course, refunded the extra charge.”

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Wow! This is the first time ever in my life I heard a mum being fined for sitting for an extra 10 mins besides her son’s coffin…

Seriously, don’t you think it’s a bit ridiculous? Like, duh?!